Yesterday was one of those days when I came face-to-face with reality. Not a pleasant experience, if one is in the "
Perhaps-I'm-getting-a-little-better-at-this-ice-skating-stuff" mode. Let me explain.
I went to a rink 65 miles away from my home to have a 'marathon' lesson with Coach Chris. The objective was to finish setting my ISI Free Dance 5 program so I can attempt to test (read "Pass") this level to compete with Coach C in Las Vegas.
The drive was nice, listening to Beethoven all the way down, with my venti soy decaf sugar-free vanilla latte. I made great time and had a little extra to visit the Ross for Less store at the Vacaville outlets.
The rink makes me appreciate even more my home rink, Skatetown in Roseville, CA. The Vacaville venue is this strange, rather other-worldly combo that looks like it doesn't know what it wants to be. Is it an ice rink, a gymnastic facility, or huge cave for general sitting around activity? Weird. I always feel a little strange going to another rink; one doesn't know the "local secret rules" - like how you can play your music on the overhead speakers, who gets to do what, which coaches you want to avoid, etc., etc. It's all part of this sport called figure skating.
I won't go into my lengthy list of complaints I instantly voiced to Coach C, such as "This ice is wavy," "It's too hot in here," etc., etc. Of course, these were all distractions to avoid the getting-down-to-business part. He might not have recognized my ability to delay the inevitable, for which I was paying. Go figure! I was excited, but a tad nervous too. After all, he is an
exceptional skater (and did I mention, as you can see from the pic above, his Hollywood good looks?) and I the lowly "mature adult skater" (yuck, I hate thinking of myself in those terms). But, Coach is always very gracious to me and so we launched in.
First item of business that sprung from Coach's mouth: "I changed the beginning." I'm thinking, "O.K., I'm fine with that." Then he asks, "Can you do toe steps?" I'm now nearly quaking, as he has chosen one of about ten things in skating that I really don't like; anything having to do with toe picks scare the living jelly beans out of me. But, like the big faker I am, I say, "Sure." He demonstrates, I copy. The result: BIG SPLAT and we aren't even a minute into the 120 minute lesson. First big hit to my pride. I was so humiliated that I wanted the ice monster to appear and drag me to his lair and take me away from all this. Coach inquires, "Are you alright?" I'm thinking, "Wait, if all my body parts of still attached, I must be alright." Up I stand, brush off the ice, and onward we go. I'm musing to myself, "This poor young man, he has 119 more minutes to put up with. Boy, he doesn't make nearly enough money!"
We move on to the dance spin, which we agree is stupid. It's 3 revolutions in a camel position, then 3 in arabesque position. Coach thought this would be the most difficult part of the program. Surprise! We hadn't gotten to the footwork yet. Alright, now it's about 37 seconds into the required two minutes. I'm wondering whether they serve adult beverages in this rink; a Cosmo sounded like a great idea at this point, even though I haven't had even one ounce of hard liquor since I was in college. No kidding. My wonderful friend Mary - my Cosmo expert and sophisticate extraordinaire who takes me to Neiman Marcus to drink champagne while trying on furs, which she knows all about - would have encouraged me to "make it a double." I'm musing, "Still haven't broken anything. Good sign!"
We peregrinated through much of the program. I took a very ungraceful fall on a change edge spiral (give me credit, Coach; you did make a left turn without telling me), but again, nothing more than my pride is suffering at this point. However, mind you, we were still on a public session, which was sparsely populated anyway. I really enjoyed what Coach had done with the dance lifts. He is a brilliant choreographer with a real sense for how things should flow. I'm really liking what he has included.
We get off the ice for the cut, before the 1:30 FS session. I must mention that I was happy to find a lack of pre-teen/teen skaters staring at me like, "Oh, are you pulling your daughter's skate bag? How nice of you." I always want to yell, "I am
not the skating Mom. I'm the skater!" By-and-large, most of the skaters just ignored me, although the hero worship for Coach C was evident and even greater than at Skatetown. I'm sure some of those girls thought, "Oh poor Coach Chris having to skate with that older woman." Unlike my home rink, the "eye rolling" was minimal, even when I accidentally cut off a teen skater who was probably going to execute a triple salchow, double loop - or something else incredibly impressive. She just veered the other way.
Then it was truly time to walk the figurative plank; it was time to focus on footwork. How to describe this? Oh, I know, "The wheels totally came off." Not only could I not remember anything, I could not get into my head directions, elements, or how to do things (like a twizzle), which I had just shown him. The footwork is cool, but hard for me right now. Rather, I should note that parts of it are difficult. But, I like this aspect because it is challenging, a growth-opportunity, and terrifying - all wrapped up in 11 steps. Doesn't seem like much to some, I know, but it's Mount Everest to me.
At one point, when we had worked for 15 minutes on maybe 5 steps, Coach put his hands over his eyes. I skated over to him and said, "Oh God, please don't do that." He looked so incredibly frustrated. He most likely wanted to flee the jurisdiction - or at least find a way to get far from me. Being a
very kind, caring person, he asked if I was tired. I was beyond tired, I had moved into the next galaxy of exhaustion. My mind was mush, I was starving, and I was embarrassed. Public humiliation is not my favorite experience. Here I was at Coach's home rink, among his colleagues and students and I'm skating something akin to a first year skater. Ugh!
I drove home with a blazing headache, but thinking that this is a beautiful program, to the theme from "Legends of the Fall" complements of my best skating buddy. The program is set, so now it's practice, practice, practice to get ready to test in a month, maybe six weeks if we're lucky. I don't know if I can do this, but I am
certainly going to try. I love Free Dance skating and do feel rejuvenated in my skating pursuing this discipline.
Anything that's new for me is always difficult. As I explained to Coach C, "You will have to show and or tell me something a thousand times, but once I 'get' it, I will take it to my grave." This is how I learn.
Despite all this humor, self-deprecating, wry content, it was a wonderful two hours spent with a fabulous ice dance coach. I'm on a new path and the journey will be an interesting, challenging one. Now, if anyone has any patience they'd like to sell me, money is no object!
Onward we go!